Martin Photography has in its employ an infinite number of monkeys banging away on an infinite number of typwriters. Of course we understand that using animal labor may sound unorthodox and quite possibly unethical. But they do have full medical/dental/vision insurance, a very generous pension plan, unlimited use of the corporate jet and all the bananas they could ever eat. We should have it so good!

Lucky for us they don't know what most of that stuff means.

In addition to writing the best "About Us" page of all time we expect that they will also produce several Oscar quality screenplays and at least one medical journal containing the cure for the common cold.

We only hope they don't take too long to get around to us.

Until then... you could always just call or email us. You can also check us out on Facebook or Yelp. We're really nice (expecially Rebekah.) And as much riches and fortune curing the common cold or winning an Oscar could bring us we'd really just love to photograph your wedding or portraits.

All our best,

John and Rebekah Martin